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do you want to here the latest viagra joke? Scientists have brought a new viagra product out? Yeah viagra eye drops there supposed to make you look hard.

dudeville replied: "lol"

noni replied: "funny"

taxed till i die, replied: "Latest?That is ancient."

Scott J replied: "lol awesome...i got a joke too how do you confuse an archeologist? give him a tampon and ask him what period it came from."

Miss Honesty replied: "haha! lol aw that was totally cheesy but i still liked it."

Chelsea L replied: "haha good one"

gordon3392 replied: "What happened to the stiff neck ?"

Heather B replied: "ha ha ha! That is great. I had an old man tell me the other day that the only thing Viagra does for him is keeps him from falling out of bed. Dirty old men ;)"

lillardlane@yahoo.com replied: "That is very cute!"

Uk-2008 replied: "ITs HEAR NOT HERE "!"""""""!""""""""

ihaveyouranswer replied: "pretty good haha"

Johnny J replied: "lol give the girls some more firepower when they enter Stare down mode."

madefromoatsinsteadabix replied: "haha good one.. Following the approval of Viagra by the UK's health authorities, the first shipment arrived yesterday at Heathrow airport, but was hijacked on the way to the depot. Scotland Yard have warned the public to be on the lookout for a gang of hardened criminals :D"

bell-end replied: "I'm about three years into my relationship now and I've started to have erection difficulties. My girlfriend and I have different ideas as to what the problem is: She bought me some viagra; And I've bought her a treadmill."

Jessica L replied: "LOL nice"

aslan replied: "This will be a Top Seller at Millwall F C. Ha Ha Ha."

ZoeXD replied: "luv it XD"

kelstar replied: "wow..... lol"

Taylor N replied: "lol"

PeAcE n LoVe replied: "lol"

love replied: "I like that one. Hopefully women can use it too. I sure wish I would've been able to look harder"

Philip O replied: "i only use viagra to stop me pissing on my shoes"

My friend used to work as a mall santa claus and as a joke one time I put a viagra in his coffee? My friend was fired and charged with a severe sexual assault suit. He may go to jail. Why was this taken so seriously? Now he is convinced he is a pervert. Will he get off the charges? is this a big deal?

Mrs. S replied: "You're full of sh*t."

gina c replied: "Sounds like a huge deal. Congratulations on being the shittiest friend ever."

my name is tessa&i like to party replied: "hahahahahaha that is effin hilarious! hahahahah"

i'm right replied: "hahahahahaha what the hell were u thinking!!! funny but i hope u explained to him the truth"

« Chippy » replied: "I second the first statement above."

John N replied: "lol that's pretty funny umm the cops would have though he's a paedophile for getting a hard-on around kids, unfortunately there are a lot of sick people out there hence the seriousness of the situation.."

Corrigan replied: "dude that is like, the greatest idea ever And to all of you people wondering, of course this is a joke. How many serious topics do you get like this on Yahoo answers that turn out to be true?"

verticulator replied: "it is an extremely big deal. Ever heard of Pedophilia? (if you haven't it is sexual attraction towards children). It is a very severe crime. Why do you think they spend so much time on the news about missing children? You are an idiot. you should come out and tell the truth or you will never see your friend again. What is wrong with you? seriously? could you be more of a moron?"

mollyfaerie replied: "It is a big deal because there were children involved. pediphiles are the most hated people in the world. If it were grown women sitting on his lap I doubt anyone would've made a big deal."

funnuf replied: "thats not cool. tel him what happened and maybe he can get the charges dropped. that can follow him for the rest of his life."

Crafty replied: "I seriously hope this is a joke, otherwise you may have f**ked his entire life. It is a big deal and there is nothing funny about it for those who think it is. We are talking about someones life here, not an article of clothing."

Andrea replied: "that was cruel. you knew that little innocent children were going to sit on his lap!!...why is this such a big deal?...with all the REAL child molesters out there parents are concerned and stuff like that is looked for. He can get off charges because he didnt actually molest anyone or touch them but he does have a lot of angry people against him. If you are a true freind, you should confess your wrong doings."

Danny replied: "Trolls go on the naughty list "

Sandy Money replied: "this is made up but damn funny :)"

Poll; Tell me a viagra joke? March 27th marked the tender age of 10 for viagra, I must tell you hard, hard life viagra has had! Lol, I heard there are some good viagra jokes! So can you tell me a viagra joke?

~Young'n Audi Maserati~ replied: "Viagra may cause blindness, this may be a good thing. If you're at the age that you're taking Viagra, do you really want to see who you're sleeping with?"

traveler replied: "Boy time flies! Anyway, 10 years ago shortly after viagra came out I saw famous porn queen Ginger Lynn at a local strip club. While she was dancing on stage and talking, she thought a lot of the guys weren't showing much emotion or excitement. That's hard to believe considering how beautiful she is! Anyway, she said,"Come on guys, let's get excited. Do you need to take some viagra?!" lol She also said, "Do you guys need to go to a gay bar instead?!" Again, lol!"

~LMAO~BELLA~ replied: "New Viagra eye drops make you look hard. The difference between Niagara and Viagra? Niagara Falls. Have you tried the new hot beverage, Viagraccino? One cup and you're up all night. Generic Viagra is sold under the name Fix-a-Flat An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her Husband's sex drive. 'What about trying Viagra?' asks the doctor. 'Not a chance' says Mrs. Murphy. "He won't even take an aspirin for a headache." 'No problem,' replies the doctor. 'Drop it into his coffee, he won't even taste it. Try it and come back in a week to let me know how you got on.' A week later Mrs. Murphy returns to the doctor and he inquires as to how things went. 'Oh it was terrible, just terrible doctor.' 'What happened?' asks the doctor. 'Well I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee. The effect was immediate. He jumped straight up, swept the cutlery off the table, at the same time ripping my clothes off and then proceeded to make passionate love to me on the tabletop. It was terrible.' 'What was terrible?' said the doctor, 'was the sex not good?' "Oh no doctor, the sex was the best I've had in 25 years, but I'll never be able to show my face in McDonald's again."

Professor Riddle replied: "I tried viagra once,but it got caught in my throat and now I have a stiff neck."

Jayne ♥ replied: "I don't know any jokes, but I do laugh every time I see the commercials and the monotone voice says "IN THE RARE CASE YOU EXPERIENCE AN ERECTION LASTING MORE THAN 4 HOURS SEEK IMMEDIATE MEDICAL ATTENTION" I also laugh everytime I hear the song Viva las Vegas now, cause I'm thinking Viva Viagra!"

how is this quick old joke still funny or past its use by date Hot Chocolate and Viagra? A man goes to the nursing home to visit his 84 year-old father. While there he notices the nurse is giving his father hot chocolate and Viagra. The man asks, “Why are you doing that? I mean, at his age what will it do for him?” The nurse explains, “The hot chocolate will help him sleep.” The man says, “And the Viagra?” “Keeps him from falling out of bed.”

silvenstrider replied: "LOL good one ouch ouch I think I split my side LOL"

Jello replied: "Depends on who you're asking."

I wAs SmArT, eDuCaTiOn RuInEd Me replied: "Funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

kitkat replied: "Funny!"

SHEILA H replied: "Another good one, 20 out of 10 for that one, thanks."

Joke!! Viagra painkillers? A man was lying in a hospital bed with 60 percent burns all over his body in absolute agony. A doctor examined him and then instructed a nurse to give him a couple of viagra tablets to make him more comfortable. The nurse, obviously confused at this request, asked the doctor if the viagra would alleviate the pain, and the doctor replied "Sort of, they'll keep the blankets off his legs!"

Honeybee replied: "loved it,great one!!!! xxx"

jfmm replied: "LOL. Anything that helps, huh? LOL."

perfect stranger replied: "lmao.. thats quite funny.. heard it before.. but it still made me laugh hahahahahahahahahahahaha good one.. thanx for sharing"

Poe B replied: "good one. I haven't heard this one before."

mariolla oneill replied: "this a good one.you get a star off me."

JAM123 replied: "Funny.!!!"

☺happy☺ replied: "lol"

giving viagra as a joke? My friend has 3 viagra pills and he was planning on giving them to some of my friends ( who are male and 16) as a joke to get them an erection, he was only on giving them about half a pill. Would only half a pill on 16 year old male, do any serious harm? and would half a pill even get them an erection? thanks for the help.

parkermbg replied: "what a waste of the drug, man. i remember being 16 and a decent breeze would make my dick stiff! try convincing a girl to tease them and then leave them in public with a woody. thats the way we did it in the days of the dinosaur!"

question mark replied: "Possibly and probably extremely harmful. This smacks of poisoning them!"

Scobill replied: "You have to be very careful with any prescribed drug as there can be side effects . I would imagine that all these guys are fit and healthy , but just suppose one of them has a heart defect which has never been discovered . The Viagra could bring on heart attack and then the joke would look a bit sick In theory this sounds like a bit of fun between a few teen lads wanting to get a laugh at their mates expense and embarrassment when they get this huge tent in there pants . I well remember my teen years when you got dogs abuse if you had even the hint of an erection while changing for gym or sports . In a large group of lads that age there will always be a handful at any one time who have the unwanted hard on !! However I ask you to think twice before doing this , and perhaps you can find something else to get a laugh about I would also wonder where this guy got the tablets , if they are genuine the cost a bomb"

lifecoachmike replied: "First of all, it wouldn't give him an erection. At that age, I doubt he would notice it. Those pills work to help deminished blood flow to the penis, not to give an erection. For them to work, there has to be sexual stimulation anyway. Also there are some health risks to viagra. Just like any medication, there is a reason it is by prescription. You shouldn't give someone something that will effect them physically, and espcially without them knowing it."

KaMeRiN replied: "that will not harm him at all that would be hella funny though"

Geo replied: "A common misconception about viagra. IT is not a stimulant that causes arousal or sexual excitement. IT only causes a man to have an erection. IN a normal teenage male it will cause an erection that will last for several hours and this can cause major damage to the tissue in the penis and the result will be that the boy will not be able to ever have an erection again. If a normal male takes viagra and has an erection for more than an hour (yes it is painful) he must go to the emergency room. There they will examine his penis and if necessary draw off excess blood to prevent damage. Now this is the truth. Does this sound funny?"

Sunburn and Viagra. JOKE FOR YOU IF YOU LIKE? A man fell asleep on the beach under the noonday sun and suffered a severe sunburn and heatstroke. He was taken to the hospital where his skin was a bright red, painful and started to blister. Anything that touched him caused agony. The doctor prescribed continued intravenious feedings of water and electolytes, a mild sedative, and Viagra. "What good will Viagra do him in that condition?" the nurse inquired. The doctor replied, "It will keep the sheet off of him."

phoebe h replied: "hahhaah"

PiNkY replied: "VERY funny - thanks for my afternoon giggle!"

Sparkle21 replied: "LMAO"

♥Pierce♥ replied: "hahahha omfg niiiice"

l c replied: "GOOD ONE!!!!!!!!"

Kurina K replied: "lol nice did you make it up yourself?"

thomasj29108 replied: "thats cute.thanks for posting"

BBOO_CChu replied: "good joke!"

magicgee replied: "Yeah for like four hours!"

cathy r replied: "lol - I have to remember this so I can tell it at work Monday"

Jerry BO replied: "My doctor gave me a viagra one time. I went home a took it without a glass of water, and all I got was a "stiff neck." <}:-})"

Ruth replied: "Yeah, a tent like bed would certainly help !! Cute joke, thanks for the laugh. Have a star !!"

Meta replied: "That sounds like something from House!"

Laura replied: "Hahaha thanks for the laugh :)"

stvc1961 replied: "where the hell do you get em??? very cute"

short funny Viagra joke A young man goes to visit his grandfather in the nursing home. He asks the elderly gentleman how he has been sleeping at night. The grandfather replies that they give him a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet every night before he goes to bed and he sleeps like a baby. The man thinks it strange giving an old man Viagra so he finds his grandfather's nurse to ask why. “The hot chocolate makes him sleepy,” replies the nurse, “and the Viagra keeps him from rolling out of bed.”

zombiefreezone replied: "rudely funny"

Theballs26 replied: "how does the viagra keep him from rolling out of bed?"

x.Unique.X.Lol.x replied: "because it gives him an erection which stops him falling out Lol. xx"

PR N3N3 replied: "because he gets a boner so he cant roll"

CypKitty replied: "Theballs has no humor lol Awesome joke!"

danby_towers replied: "haha very good"

Titch D replied: "like that one lol"

Parrot viagra joke (adult joke)? A parrot swallows a viagra tablet and his owner is disgusted puts him in the freezer to cool off. Later the owner returns and opens up the freezer and finds the parrot sweating. "how come your sweating" he asks the parrot replies "Do you know how bloody hard it is to open up the legs of a frozen chicken?"

Well Hello ♥ replied: "lol thats a good one. that made my day you get a star :D"

beautifulangel replied: "i never heard that one before and wanst expecting that lol."

Tyler replied: "lol kudos"

G0DZ1LL4 LM40 replied: "ha ha ha! that parrot is sick in the mind! good joke... i'm not an adult but i was drawn to this because of the (adult joke) and vigra...jokes with parrots and viagra, funny!"

britart replied: "Yeah randy parrot, nice one...............lol............."

mslsimms replied: "yeah so thats semi disgusting, but damn funny... get it while the gettin is good i guess lmao"

vinay_6543 replied: "I love you..............r jokes."

DareDeviL replied: "hahahaha your joke are funny:) thanks for the laugh ...star 4 u"

mistymiss replied: "Brilliant start to the day, have a star"

jacobsdad32003 replied: "wow, lol star for you"

Lynn33 replied: "Very funny. I liked it a lot."

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Here`s another Viagra joke ! A woman asks her husband if he'd like some breakfast. "Bacon, eggs, perhaps some toast? Maybe a nice sectioned grapefruit and a cup of fresh coffee?" He declines, "It's the Viagra," he says, "it's really taken the edge off my appetite." At lunchtime she again asks if he would like something. "A bowl of homemade soup, maybe with a cheese sandwich? Or how about a plate of snacks and a glass of milk?" Again he declines. "No thanks. It's the Viagra," he says, "It's really taken the edge off my appetite." At dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat, offering to go to the cafe and buy him a super burger. "or would you rather I make you a pizza from scratch? Or how about a tasty stir-fry? That'll only take a couple of minutes...?" Once more he declines, "Again, thanks, but it's the Viagra. It's really taken the edge off my appetite." "Well then," she replies, "Would you mind getting off me? I'm bloody STARVING!"

Blonddude Gone Dark replied: "Quite funny =D"

jessika ♥s james replied: "hehe"

borat B replied: "hahahha lol thats a good one"

Question. replied: "Not funny."

julie a replied: "tee hee Piggy, funny"

Laura H replied: "not as funny as the other but still really good!"

Sleuth! replied: "lol."

Clumsy Braceface replied: "wasn't as funny as the other one but still very good! LOL!"

gnan replied: "cool one"

ME!!!!! replied: "lol"

Miss T replied: "Made me smile :)"

Spoiled.. replied: "lol..:)"

Jessica replied: "Haha funny."

lilchic_74 replied: "lol, i like the other one better tho."

mr.boogerman replied: "rofl good one"

Madboy P replied: "hehehehe...I like it"

Reba GG replied: "LMAO with this one as I've not heard it and will be passing it around to all my married women friends yeah we should be so lucky just think of all the fun exercise and weight loss. What a diet plan for sure! Thanks for posting "

Little Mountain Mama replied: "heeee, heeeee let er rip. So funny girl. Just to much. LMAO"

¥ Sen-Sen¥ replied: "LOL!!!!! that's bloody marvellous!"

Miss Storm =] replied: "lol nice how about this one? scientists have found a soluble viagra that dissolves in ur tea, it doens't do anything for ur se.x life but it stops ur biscuits going soggy when u dunk them in XD"

welly boots replied: "lmao mrs took a while to get there but hit the spot???"

steven e replied: "good un."

west ham till i die replied: "not as funny as ur other 1 but still funny"

Christine H replied: "Thanks 4 the giggle.lol"

DEBORAH S replied: "hahaha thats hilarious"

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